Qanda: how to make it better

farrago2011

Dearest Q and A,

You know I’m committed. I’ve given you a slice of my Mondays and my heart. But recently I’ve worked out what you are to me. A brownie. Glistening from afar with intellectual choc chips. Once I have you, though, you are no different from other brownies. Dry, and with unexpected nuts in the middle.

So in the interests of self-improvement, here are some friendly pointers to prevent your base from further crumbling.